John's Rants: 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

When was Jesus Actually Born?

There's a lot of speculation about when Jesus was actually born. Its widely accepted that December 25th is not the actual day. But many of us have no idea when he was born.
This article which stems from the Popes message has a quick scientifically based history.

Did Pope Benedict XVI Know Jesus Wasn’t Born On Dec. 25?

Saturday, December 3, 2011

One Cent Links, Can It Really Work?

Check this out and see what you think. I'm a skeptic, having spent the last 30 years trying to find any legal and practical way to make money. Please comment, I really need your opinion.

One Cent Links - Get $0.01 Per Click! No Limit!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Kidnapper Sues His Former Hostages

This is another one of those stories to put under the heading "you can't make this stuff up"

Kidnapper Sues His Former Hostages

Thursday, November 17, 2011

A Story Of Two Carrots

Once upon a time, there were two carrots. Their names were Joe and Frank. They lived in the big city, they were born in a very nice garden on the edge on a large corner lot. Joe and Frank liked to walk up town to the market and check out the female carrots.

One bright sunny autumn day, Joe and Frank were headed up town. They were stopped on a street corner waiting for the "WALK" sign to turn green. The sign turned green and they began to cross the street. A car runs the light and hits Frank.

The ambulance comes and takes him away to the hospital. Joe frantically waits for some sign or word from the doctors. Joe and Frank were picked the same day out of the same garden. They share a unique friendship that has lasted all summer.

After more than 2 hours of waiting, the attending physician emerges from the operating room. He pulls off his mask and gloves, his gown covered with orange stains. He told Joe there is good news and bad news. Joe responded "just give it to me straight". The doctor says "OK, here it is. The good news he will survive. The bad news is he'll be a vegetable the rest of his life."

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Blonde On AN Escalator

Someone's confused about the direction of the elevator.

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Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Power Of Prayer

I was laying in bed this morning flipping channels, and caught Joel Osteen on the USA Network. I think he's pretty genuine, and comes across realistically to people. So I like to watch his show on Sunday mornings.

Anyhow he opened this morning with a story on prayer, the power of prayer. Ever heard the saying "be careful what you wish for, you may just get it". You may get exactly what you asked for, and then some.

So as the story goes. A minister was out in the woods hunting. He comes across a bear that also sees him. The bear begins to chase him. The minister stops, raises his arms and cries out "God, please convert this bear to a Christian so he will stop chasing me." The bear runs up to the minister then stops, raises his hands in the air and says "Lord, we thank you for the food I am about to receive."

OK, maybe you had to have been there...

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

John Crawford (@yellowrs999) has shared a Tweet with you:

"NICCI_ISNEECHEE: busts in the twitter room.."I got this feelin, and i just cant turn it loose, that some boooddyyy, been gettin neeeexttoyou". 90's music lol"

--http://twitter.com/NICCI_ISNEECHEE/status/120149114557177856

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Sex Therapy, What Is It?

The article pretty much says it all, it needs no introduction.

Sex Therapy, what is it?

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Friday, August 19, 2011

Coffee: Is That House Blend?

This needs no explanation.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Test of hypersonic aircraft fails over Pacific Ocean - latimes.com

While the test failed, the information gathered about the weaknesses and vulnerabilites is surely a success. You can't put a price tag on that one.

Test of hypersonic aircraft fails over Pacific Ocean - latimes.com

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

My Body

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@LaneScarnato: My body isn't a temple, it's a maximum security prison for fat. RT @someecards

http://twitter.com/LaneScarnato/status/98799084604899328

Chevy Bolt Still Not Selling

I'm betting price has something to do with it...

Chevy Volt: Still Not Selling

Experience

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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again

-Franklin P. Jones

--http://twitter.com/yellowrs999/status/98777204929998848

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Have u ever allowed yourself to be filmed naked, or filmed someone while they were naked?

Answer here

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

kids with special needs aren't weird or odd. They only want what everyone wants... to be accepted. Can I make a request? Is anyone willing to send this to all of their followers. It is Special Education week & Autism Awareness Month,and this is in honour,

You can make a request. But you can also put on your facebook status, twitter, and comment this on countless blogs.

Ask me anything

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Happiness

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RimaSenti5894 tweeted;

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you cant have a rainbow without a little rain. #teamfollowback

http://twitter.com/RimaSenti5894/status/93733015724883970

Sunday, June 26, 2011

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

19 1/2 Miles Per Hour

Snapped this photo in one of the housing communities in Grovetown, GA.

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Saturday, June 11, 2011

No Testing out the airplane equipment before the flight

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If The Fish Are Biting

So this morning, I go into the Post Office in Harlem, Georgia. I don't see anyone behind the counter. There a man standing by the mailboxes. I said to him "are they open?" He replied in a huge Georgia accent, "Oh yeah, he's back 'ere, till bout 12:30. He close earlier if the fish are biting". I made sure I got my money order before the fish started biting.

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