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Dagger Puking Priest From Pluto

This an amatuer b/w movie from 1980.  Pretty good considering the equipment used.

Watch "Megathor - The Dagger Puking Priest from Pluto" on YouTube

Two Carrots

There were two carrot walking the sidewalk along a very busy city street.  They were talking and obviously not paying attention to their surroundings.  As they attempted to cross the street, one of them get struck by a car.  He's rushed to the hospital.  After what seemed like hours, the doctor came out to speak to the other carrot.

"Doctor how is he?" asked the carrot.  The doctor pulled off his cap, and began to remove his hospital clothes.  The doctor rather calmly "I have good news and and bad news".  The carrot was on his last nerve wait to know about his friend.

The doctor said "the good news is, he's gonna live".  The carrot breathed a sigh of relief, but realized there was still bad news.  The doctor said "the bad news is he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

Jasnine V

I follow this young lady on Twitter.  She very talented, you can hear some of her singing at Jasmine V Home | The Official Jasmine V Site

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It's HOT!

Took this photo at a hotel in Georgia. I think they need their ticker fixed.

The Donkey Express Rides Again

Syrians Using Donkeys Instead of DSL After Gov't Shuts Down Internet

Syrians Using Donkeys Instead of DSL After Gov't Shuts Down Internet - Slashdot

Stupid

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aThumper: retweeted @Brain_Wash tweet:

Love is blind. Hate is deaf. You would think Stupid would be mute, but I just keep on talking.

http://twitter.com/aThumper/status/69450737154924544

Joy

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aThumper tweeted:

Everyone brings joy to my life. Some bring it when they enter and some when they leave.

http://twitter.com/aThumper/status/69446798867054592

Watch And Listen To This Young Lady Sing Her Heart Out

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@Swagger_Shawty: @yellowrs999 plz CHECK IT OUT watch & comment :)

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Coffee And Sex

I heard on the radio this morning that a new study indicates that if you drink coffee and then have sex, you have an increased chance of having a brain anurism.

It will also get you kicked out of Starbucks!

Accokeek Woman Missing

@abc7news: Police issue Silver Alert for Accokeek woman, missing on her way to Arlington Friday night

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--http://twitter.com/TBD/status/67404264858853376

Children’s Day

Children's Day at the Accokeek Foundation. Children will learn how things were made in colonial times by getting hands-on experience in several skills.

Children’s Day

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Sign

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SIGN ON A DESK IN A RECEPTION ROOM:

"We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."

--http://twitter.com/yellowrs999/status/66623084240711680

Today In Sports History

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TouchByAM (Alyssa Milano) tweeted:

Today in Sports History: 1984 - Balt Oriole Cal Ripken Jr hits for cycle."

--http://twitter.com/TouchByAM/status/66567768677421056

Snakehead Fish Spreading

This is troubling, especially for those of living in the immediate area.

WTOP.com - Frankenfish expand 'phenomenally more than we expected'

Love And Affection

I have to say, I have the best woman in the world.  I come home, she gives me all the affection I could want.  And no matter how bad I treat her, yell at her to be quiet, she loves me with all her heart.

Too bad she has four legs and a long bushy tail!

Hοw tο build уουr οwn solar panel –thе basic info

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Going Green Homeschool Day

If you live near Accokeek, Maryland or may be passing nearby on May18th, this sounds like a lot of fun.

Going Green Homeschool Day

Believe In Yourself

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SeinQuest tweeted:

First, (learn to ) believe in yourself.
Second, surround yourself with people who believe in you!

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Most of us have a hard time with the first one that we never get to the second one.

--http://twitter.com/SeinQuest/status/65914283879440384

Spring is in the air... but not for Carriage Horses!

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End NYC Carriage Horse Abuse

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HELP @PamelaDAnderson and @NewYorkCLASS get 50K signatures to end NYC carriage horse abuse

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A New Kissing Device Lets You Make Out Over The Internet

When I think I've seen it all something new comes along. Whatever happened to old fashion way of boy meets girl?

A New Kissing Device Lets You Make Out Over The Internet | Fast Company

An Orgasm May Just Cure Your Migraine

This is an interest piece, one womans experiences.  But much of her symptoms and treatments are the same as my wifes. Could it be that simple, click my heals 3 times and I'm back in Kansas?

An Orgasm May Just Cure Your Migraine « Blisstree

OBL

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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Osama Bin Laden's death certificate.

--http://twitter.com/LydiaCornell/status/64893684289781761

German Jogger Put Deer in Headlock After Attack

Another story under the heading of "you can't make this stuff up".

German Jogger Put Deer in Headlock After Attack