Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Two Carrots

There were two carrot walking the sidewalk along a very busy city street.  They were talking and obviously not paying attention to their surroundings.  As they attempted to cross the street, one of them get struck by a car.  He's rushed to the hospital.  After what seemed like hours, the doctor came out to speak to the other carrot.

"Doctor how is he?" asked the carrot.  The doctor pulled off his cap, and began to remove his hospital clothes.  The doctor rather calmly "I have good news and and bad news".  The carrot was on his last nerve wait to know about his friend.

The doctor said "the good news is, he's gonna live".  The carrot breathed a sigh of relief, but realized there was still bad news.  The doctor said "the bad news is he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

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