Monday, November 22, 2010

Can You Say "Burning Your Bridges Behind You?"

A friend sent me this, I'm sure as a joke. Said it was their resignation letter from their job, wanted me to proof it.

Dear [company]:

Yesterday I woke up and realized that this is the worst career experience I've ever had. Therefore, I'm officially notifying you of my resignation from [company]. My last day will be today.

This company has many problems, too much for me to even lists.

On top of that, I can't stand to work for you any longer. You, alone, have been a constant source of pain and suffering for me ever since I started this job.

I can't understand how you made it this far in the professional community.

Today is a great day for me. I will never have to see, hear or listen to you ever again. Goodbye, and good-riddance!

Warmest Regards,

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